we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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