I bet he comes in French.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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