I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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