Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
she was so not down for the gang bang
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Randomize