do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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