Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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