I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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