and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
A+ Viking dick
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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