How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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