If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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