He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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