this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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