weddingsv make me drug and hornr
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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