Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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