You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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