Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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