So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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