Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
