Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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