ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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