I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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