PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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