yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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