I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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