I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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We are two peas in an std pod
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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