week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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