this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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