Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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