the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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