if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Two words: blizzard sex
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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