How'd it feel making her break her religion?
someone owes me an orgasm
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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