All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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