i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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