i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
pray to the hookup gods
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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