Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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