So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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