I cockslap morals
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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