I don't think brook has ever known best
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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