I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
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called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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