I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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