Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
