This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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