Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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