whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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