Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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