This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
