Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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