Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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