So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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