Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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