A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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