What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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