that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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